acceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
(via slayerofthegods)
instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins
(Source: chellywhatthehell, via outerspacex)
Reblog if you were born in the 90’s & you still don’t have a baby.
(Source: stfuandsmdhoe, via ponderthelittlethings)
girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a vagina
(via eatyourheartoutfreud)
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry.
- It won’t happen again.
- 1 & 2 are lies.
- You’re a pussy.
(via snakesonajames)
