acceptable pet names:
- cutie pie
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins
Reblog if you were born in the 90’s & you still don’t have a baby.
girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a vagina
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry.
- It won’t happen again.
- 1 & 2 are lies.
- You’re a pussy.